// config.php
<?php
// this config file is the reason linux is dead.
$securityLevel = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_every = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['host'] = false;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = true;
$config['database']['username'] = false;
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = array(
    "username" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "graig",
    "role" => "graig",
    "role" => 5,
    "debug" => true,
    "log_level" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['features']['publishsubscribe'] = [
    "username" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => true,
    "log_level" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "password",
    "privileges" => "admin",
    "password" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['database']['host'] = [
    "username" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "graig",
    "role" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "root",
    "permissions" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "123456",
    "host" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "password",
    "privileges" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid